The shop opens at 5:00 A.M. which is the shift that I work so I have the unpleasant task of dealing with grouchy people in the morning. A few days ago an extremely big-boned woman came in wearing WAY too revealing clothing and requesting that I make her a coffee. No problem... It's just that when the woman went to pay or her overpriced early morning drink she pulled aside her already too revealing shirt, reached inside and handed me a crumpled, moist, and stinky ten-dollar bill. Uh oh. Not only did I have to handle this, but I also caught an eyeful of this woman's breast. Let's just say her "cup overfloweth."
The woman's overflowing cup was not the only problem either. Our manager, Melanie, is always getting onto us about taking "unserviceable tender." This bill was crumpled, wet, and partially torn (though not torn too bad) making it the very definition of unserviceable. To make matters worse, the customer took offense when I asked her if she had anything more serviceable. She claimed that her money was just as good as anyone elses and demanded to speak to the manager. Usually I'd feel terrible about offending a customer, but this time I actually felt slightly offended.
In light of this event, I'd like to put together a list of people I'm not afraid to offend:
- Grouchy or rude customers
- Telemarketers (I was one for three weeks. Instead of becoming sensitive I hate them even more now.)
- PETA activists
- Sarah Palin supporters
- Anyone over the age of 15 who likes the Jonas Brothers or Miley Cyrus.
Of course there's the opposite too. People I am afraid to offend:
- My mother
- My girlfriend
- The guy on the college's financial services and scolarships comittee who's ass I have to kiss.
- The really cute girl who always comes in to buy coffee
- My Spanish professor (...really scary guy)